Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Rooster War

I had barely been asleep for 5 hours when HRH Rocky began...More then I could handle...I was tired but stumbled out of bed at the 4:30 am hour opened kitchen door said my good morning to him..I knew that there was no coffee made and I went straight back to the bed with the electric blanket set at 22 ( it's warmest setting) Rocky somehow knew where I had snuck off too and waited 3 minutes before louder then before started once again.... I resisted to duct tape his beak shut! And vowed that if the coffee was bad I'd take it out on him first. It is still not finished but I will update you on his demise if he or I take measures to silence him...He this 15 minutes after he was effective in removing me out of my much needed slumber is still at it and I am just getting my first sip of java..To my credit HE IS ALIVE!!! I usually love the serenade, really...But it is 14 degrees I am cold just thinking of getting another bale out of the barn a task that should take a few minutes at best. And if I am going to have to bundle up and look adorable in my funny winter get up I would have least like to have been seen by hubby who would laugh at me and make it all better...I am missing him more than normal...If you can not tell. Well coffee has saved Rocky's life for the moment! He, once he wakes me will wonder off to the far corners of the place, waking anyone else....The snow is so deep it would cover him if he tries. More news about more snow..Everything is already frozen...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You're gonna think I'm nuts (if you don't already I'm honored), but all I can hear in my head is that scene from the beginning of one of the Jurassic Park movies (seen them all at least 963 times thanks to Drama King) when the velociraptor is trying to pull a man into her cage and eat him and the one guy with the accent is standing there yelling "shoot her". Can't help it, sorry!!