Saturday, March 10, 2007

You know it's a Bad Day When....

You warn people that you are in " No mood to deal with _________ Today" ( INSERT ANY WORD HERE)

You plot where you might hide the next body.

You are afraid that you mouth might get out of FURTHER CONTROL.

You are certain that each and every person that you come in contact with has taken a "Stupid Pill"

That you REALLY should go home turn off the phones and lock the doors...

And no one is safe from your wrath other than the animals.

That you should also consider fighting off the urge to explode for the 9Th time in the same day.


Not even CHOCOLATE, COFFEE OR CIGARETTES are helping to tolerate THIS!

And that GOD really likes the dumb ones.

I am hoping for forgiveness by the end of the week, as I am certain that it will take me that long to recover from yesterday....Who knew that I could start the day bad and it was despite my efforts to go down hill far beyond my control I might add.

MUST REMEMBER.......

IT IS NOT HAPPENING TO ME IT IS JUST HAPPENING......

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

yes you were very upset yesterday. VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY upset...Did I say VERY...

I hope you recover this weekend.

Love ya

Constance said...

Get it off your chest, Farm Fairy ! Vent away, girl !
I'll go away quietly now so that you don't think I've taken a stupid pill as well...
Something about poking one's head in the hornet's nest...
Hope today is better than yesterday, and tomorrow is better still.
Cyber-hugs

No Mas said...

My goodness, must be the remainder of illness trying to purge itself from your body! Feel better, Dear.